just tell him i said nine months
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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