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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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