so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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