So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
