sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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