we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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