I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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