ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You coming home soon, man?
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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