We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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