the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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