do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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