so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You made out with two different species that night
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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