He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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