I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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