Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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