Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
