Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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