her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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