yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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