So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just google imaged poop.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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