she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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