He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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