Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I am spending my child support on dildos
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Randomize