the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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