Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
love makes seman taste better
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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