what if I'm pregnant?
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Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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