Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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