Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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