so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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