and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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