I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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