he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize