Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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