i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
where are my eyebrows?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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