I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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