Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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