I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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