I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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