dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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