Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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