Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Non-Jews are for practice
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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