It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
it was like his penis was on wheels.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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