i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Randomize
