At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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