i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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