i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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