I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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