What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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