I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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