Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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