I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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