I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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