My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Oh god it's open bar.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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