Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
and she was petting her beer can
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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