I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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