Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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