I want to make a zoo with you.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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