White coat. Heels.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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