Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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