I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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